All the latest football gossip from Monday's papers.
Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho insists he is going nowhere despite reports linking him with a move to Real Madrid. (Various)
Mourinho also admits his touchline ban is agony. (The Sun)
One of his players, midfielder Joe Cole, has blasted Bayern Munich for accusing his side of not playing football in their Champions League quarter-final first leg. (The Sun)
Michael Owen finally looks set to stay at Real Madrid after starring in the 4-2 win against Barcelona. (Daily Mail)
Owen's former Liverpool team-mate Steven Gerrard is a major doubt for the Champions League quarter-final second leg against Juventus with a groin injury. (Various)
Manchester United defender Gary Neville warns some of his team-mates face the axe at Old Trafford after their 2-0 defeat to Norwich. (Daily Mail)
Also in the fall-out from that match, United manager Sir Alex Ferguson has been accused of being arrogant by Canaries boss Nigel Worthington. (Various)
Everton's new teen sensation James Vaughan has been branded the "new Wayne Rooney". (Daily Mirror)
Celtic boss Martin O'Neill admits the club may not be able to hold onto Craig Bellamy with Newcastle looking for a �6m fee for the striker.(Daily Record)
Celtic midfielder Neil Lennon will continue further contract talks with the club as he tries to resolve his future.(Daily Record)